Posted by Hibernian Psycho at 12-251-159-217.client.attbi.com on April 12, 2002 at 17:45:18:
In Reply to: And the Post of the Year award goes to... posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight on April 12, 2002 at 17:34:14:
HONEST & GOOD POSTER'S THUNDER STOLEN IN SARCASM SCAM
by Donnacha Kenny (reuters)
TRAGEDY today as Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight, a small, pimply brit withg large teeth, stole the trademark "fake news break" from tall, handsome Hibernian Psycho.
"I'm shocked", remarked Mr. Psycho, "Just shocked. Then again, I'm not mad for myself. This... 'post' has downgraded the quality of all of my super-original posts".
Mr. Out-Jedi-Knight was reached for comment but only looked at the microphone longingly, stroking it, while drooling.
Mr. Psycho then went on to say "tell the world! Tell the world, valiant people, of the once-great Hibernian Psycho, SMEARED by having his fake-news-break sstolen from him!"
When confronted with a copy of the Onion, he stood, looked like he was about to say something, then stated "look! Over there! Brian Lynch!" and ran off sobbing.
c.2002