Posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight at webcachem04b.cache.pol.co.uk on April 12, 2002 at 17:36:35:
In Reply to: And the Post of the Year award goes to... posted by Pimped-Out-Jedi-Knight on April 12, 2002 at 17:34:14:
...Post Of The Year Award (damn my inability to differentiate between copy and cut).
...wait, let me open the envelope... Lord of All Evil, for his post entitled "In the Army Now".
"This is just so unexpected" says Evil. "I mean, even when I was nominated, I never thought I'd have a chance against such stiff competition as ZebraPotEmbry and Bouve. In the end though, I suppose the judges appreciated my total incoherency and use of the phrase "dickless bitch's". But really, this award isn't just for me - it's for all the people without social lives who come to this web-board for just a moment's attention, for all the people who need attention, no matter how they get it. But most of all, it's for all the other moronic newbies who woke up one day and said 'Yes, I Can!'"
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: : Dickless bitch's
: : You guys make lots of flicks about doing all this intense shit. Well why don't you make a movie where you two fuckers join the military and fuck up terrorists. I know it's been done over a bunch of times by the likes of Pauly Shore, Goldie Hawn, and a ton of other fuck sticks. But if you guys wen't to war against terrorists it would be a motivational piece for all the mass's to witness. Something like Jay and Silent Bob get stoned pass out and wake up the next day tricked by some evil recruiter into the service. The two loosers go through boot camp, get stationed someplace, have all kinds of fucked up army related shit happen to themselves. Like going in the gas chamber, and learning how to use an M-16. I know you pussies like to run like little bitch's so the army is perfect for you guys. That's all they do is make little bitch's run for their sorry ass lives. Stop being pussies and make this movie you dickless bitch's. Fuck You Assholes. Lord of Evil Signing Out...
: : Ghettospray a.k.a. Lord of All Evil