Posted by Hosferatu at h24-65-49-219.rd.shawcable.net on April 13, 2002 at 05:34:50:
In Reply to: I've Got The Holden Blues posted by Hal Phillips on April 13, 2002 at 01:53:01:
1. Go for a sex change. then you can sing along to the Vandles "chop it off chop it off, my penis chop it off" "it's my, first christmas as a woman" or NOFX "Now when i wipe my ass, i go from front to back, cuz i don;t want to get a bladder infection".
2 (much cheaper) Leave it be. Be friends. You might get close and she might change her mind. and if not, at least you get to be friends. Being just friends with someone you are in love with is hard, and at times really bites. But it sure beats drifting apart to the point where you speak maybe once a year, over icq (experience talking, tho I doubt she knew how I felt. I never told her or let on because she had a boyfriend. It was a rumor that I was trying to steal her [based on nothing, it started before I even really felt that way] that destroyed the best and most fun friendship I have ever had).
But, DO NOT, ask her and act like a jerk if she says no (oh you can ask, just be cool with any answer she gives you, unless she happends to mention she recored over your Red Dwarf and Star Trek episodes when she answeres)