Posted by cyber teaze at 196-124-237-24.anc-dial.gci.net on April 11, 2002 at 03:35:34:
Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The Buck does funny things when the does are present.
4) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
5) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
Silly isn't it?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?