Posted by the Big C Unit at 12-233-188-4.client.attbi.com on April 11, 2002 at 16:25:25:
In Reply to: This kid's got personality. posted by Isis on April 11, 2002 at 16:20:48:
Dude, don't think I'm going to fall for THAT one again! Last I did that, I ended up in the hospital and I couldn't walk for 8 straight days...how big of a FOOL do you possibly take me for?!?! Fool me once, shame on you...fool me TWICE shame on ME!
-the Big C Unit
: You're hired. Come to the street corner in Red Bank wearing tight pleather hot pants and a shirt tied around your solar plexus, stick your thumb out and get into the first car that pulls up. It'll be me. Don't worry if I look a bit "different" than I do in pictures. Just do what I ask you to, and there'll be sweet retirement benefits in it.
: So much Love,
: Kevin Smith
: : This message is intended for Mr. Smith only. So any of you SOBs who reply other than Kevin Smith, will burn slowly in the firey depths of hell. On to my message to Mr. K. Smith...
: : Whattup Fucksuck?
: : Hey you grizzly bastard. How about giving me a job to play video games in the office and maybe throw in some creative input on some of your flicks. I pride myself on having a pretty good eye for some really hot chicks. So I could maybe go around scouting the country (all on viewaskew's travelling budget, of course), for hot poon to possibly cast in your movies. That's just an idea of course. However you wish to utilize my extremely loveable and dynamic personality/skillsets are completely up to you. BTW, I live in NorCal...I suppose I *COULD* move to wherever the ViewAskew "office" is...but I'd much rather stay at home and you know...get conferenced in to the all hands meetings and whatnot. By the way, I've also got this thing about referring to my fellow coworkers as "rat bastards", I hope that won't present a problem. If so, perhaps I could modify it a bit and perhaps degrade them based upon their racial stereotypes. Nothing overly offensive of course. It's all in good fun. Well anyways, I look forward to a productive partnership and I trust we will continue to make many-a-more great movies together.
: : Sincerely Yours,
: : The Big C Unit