Posted by Hibernian Psycho at ssc105.ssc.cc.il.us on April 11, 2002 at 13:04:37:
In Reply to: BANDS THAT BLOW LIST......... posted by COOPER18 on April 11, 2002 at 12:59:15:
(repost)
POSTER FINALLY ABSORBS REALITY
by Donnacha Kenny (Reuters)
PANDEMONIUM today as COOPER18, a poster on viewaskew.com's highly exclusive "WWWBoard", finally came to the realization that bubblegum pop and nu-metal is flavorless, pointless drivel, the product of years of comercialism and poor musical taste. These stark revelations were initially wuite a shock.
"I woke up this morning", said Mr. 18, " and put on the local pop station. I noticed I was getting a starnge feeling in my head, that it was almost... painful to listen to it".
Due to his uncontrollable sobbing he was unable to give further comment.
Cooper, having filled his teenage years up by watching Kevin Smith films and getting laid (yeah right -Ed.), was unaware that anything could "suck" so badly.
When reached for comment, Nick Carter of The Backstreet Boys had this to say:
"Yup, we're totally untalented and we can't even speak, let alone sing, good."
George Thorogood took the moment for reflection. "What the hell was I thinking! "Bad To The Bone"? My name's ThoroGOOD, for Christ's sake! Thanks Coop for showing me the way!"
Justin Timberlake went on to say that the woman Britney Spears lip sync's to is in fact much cuter, and her boobs are real.
"She just... wouldn't whore herself out for fame or fortune, though..." said a tearful Justin. "We wouldn't work since we have so little in common".
c2002