Posted by Isis at 132.236.35.61 on April 08, 2002 at 13:15:10:
In Reply to: A quick Poll posted by 17 of 37 on April 08, 2002 at 13:07:22:
Lynch didn't marry anyone and then drive them to madness through mutual heroin dependency, so I'm going to go with Courtney.
: I never thought anyone could come close to Ms. Cobain, but Lynch's whorry attempts to pimp Monkey Man is enought to make me wanna put the shotgun in my mouth.
That's a little extreme, isn't it?
: on a scale of 1-10, what is Lyunch's whoriness? 1 being what Britney Spears says she is (the wholesome virginal daughter of pop music) and 10 being what everyone believes she is (fake breasted skank who has had more cock that Coronel Sanders)
On the Britney Spears scale, I give him a 1, for his whorishness is unintentional, and springs only from his innocent desire to share his talents with the world. However, on the Justin Timberlake scale, Lynch is a pair of hot pants away from becoming a Pretty, Pretty Man.