Posted by adamapple at pool-141-157-116-63.balt.east.verizon.net on April 05, 2002 at 00:44:14:
Shit, I just saw my favorite director choke his chicken literally on national tv. Christ that whole thing was hilarious.
I loved the skit, what can I say, except that I bet Jennifer was jealous as heck as you snuggled up to all those roadside girls.
As for the Arena column, I am about to make a daring suggestion. Don't take the pills, try seeing a shrink. Folks yelling at you everytime you have a donut isn't going to work any more than magic shit pills will. They will only make you feel like crap.
I am speaking from my ass, of course, but also from experience. I weighed 302 when I started working through my issues with a therapist, not WHAT I ate but WHY. Now I am down to 259. Just no amount of prodding can force you to do something if you aren't mentally prepared to do it.
And for christ sake's don't go on a diet. Diet is just die with a capital T at the end (Garfield quote). Life changes must be made, if you want to continue living, anyway.
Shit, I just lectured my favorite director about something I would never DARE dream of saying to his face, sorry if I sound snooby, assholish or anything else, I just want to see you live a long life without needing a cane or stomach stapling or diapers to catch the oily discharge. Eeewww.
Take care and good luck,
Adam