Posted by razordu30 at ool-182fa80b.dyn.optonline.net on April 04, 2002 at 23:58:43:
In Reply to: Hey! Uber-fan! I'm on Leno tonight! posted by Kevin on April 04, 2002 at 23:33:19:
: : Is it just me or does all of Kevo smith's movie dialogues seem to
: sound as if he's just trying to prove how smart he is... or atleast how
: smart he thinks he is.
: The latter.
: No, wait! The former!
: Alright... the latter.
: : Of course I'm just writing this because I'm a jealous fan of Kevin's fat
: gut and sausage fingers,
: Mom?
: : but maybe there is some truth to the rumor that men do try to
: overcompinsate for the lack of a small member with big words,
: Take it from a shrimpy-dick loser like me: that ain't no rumor, that's
: Gospel.
: : but hey that's just me, jealous fan#356.
: Mississippi!
: One of 'dem big words you were talking about, unleashed here in an
: effort to draw attention away from my small member.
: : Also, one more thing to say, next time Kevin shoots a movie, will the
: lackey whoever runs this website please pass the message onto
: him from me that you do not need to shoot as much film as you do.
: I... I don't?
: : I am sick of these overloaded DVD's that boast 13 hours of "extras",
: just to reveal Jay giving multiple attempts at spitting out Kevin's
: overcompisated dialogue.
: Or over-compensating. Either or.
: : Less footage, less takes, less lies of "extras."
: I hope you saved the receipt, because the DVD's easily returned.
: Unlike the valuable time you spent posting here.
: : Oh and one more thing, I bought my buddy Christ, so tell your kid
: when she grows up, that the guy who nuts on her father in message
: boards, helped put her through college.
: I just went downstairs and let her know what you wanted me to tell
: her. She shook her head sadly and sighed "Who ARE these
: motherfuckers with all the pent-up rage and misdirected ire?" Then
: she went back to watching Kermit.
: : Peace. G.
: Word.
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