Posted by EmbryPotZebra at c-66-177-170-23.se.client2.attbi.com on April 05, 2002 at 18:03:29:
hey, I'm a big fan(don't get me wrong), maybe I came off a bit cross with you the other day, but I truly think you're a talented dude... Why the hell else would I be bothering to write you when there's all that sloppy internet porn to jerk off to. Anyfuck, the reason I'm posting is to give you some advice about your career. I'll play highschool guidance counselor for a sec and you come into my office. The whole thing about you retiring Jay and Quiet Bob is just not gonna fly. Didn't your dad teach you anything about show-business son? You've to got stick with what works until you drive it into the ground. Then you've gotta drive it into the ground some more. And just when you can't see the round head of the steak sticking out of the ground anymore... you have to fucking drill. This whole poo poo about you going to serious stuff is for the birds. Kev, I wanna be an old man going to my video store and be able to rent Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Part 10... not Jersey Girl, or whatever legit movie you have planned for next. Take advice from me... I've finished three years of state college, keep the two stone birds alive.
Forever licking your balls(atleast for the first line or so of this post)
Chris