Posted by Sanam Tala at mke-65-31-132-19.wi.rr.com on March 23, 2002 at 13:25:22:
In Reply to: New Joke posted by Stormin Norman on March 23, 2002 at 12:40:45:
: George Bush in the intrest of peace decided to visit Sadam in Iraq. He gets there and is seated across from Sadam at a large table. George notices that Sadam's chair has 3 buttons on it.
: This makes George a bit nervous but he decides to stick around anyway. George starts off the meeting saying, "We are not going to tolerate terrorists anymore!"
: Sadam giggles and pushes button number one. WHaM!!! A boxing glove on a spring smacks George in the chin! Stunned but twice as determined now George speaks up again. "We are going to inspect your country for weapons of mass destruction too!"
: Sadam pushes button number two and starts giggling like a little school girl. A jetstream of cold water squirts George Bush in the eye!
: Getting more and more pissed off George continues. "We are going to put a peace keeping force RIGHT here in Iraq too!"
: Sadam giggles again and pushs button number 3. Then from under the table a boot on a spring slams George in the nuts. Totally pissed off George gets up and leaves.
: 2 weeks later Sadam comes to Washington to continue the peace talks. He is sat down at a large table in front of George Bush. This time George Bushes chair has 3 buttons.
: Sadam is expecting something and is looking around nervously... George pushes button number 1. Sadam is startled but nothing happens. George sits back and smiles that Texas smile.
: Sadam is starting to sweat now. George winks and pushes button 2 and 3! Sadam jumps up out of his chair but nothing happens. George and the other guys in the office start to chuckle.
: Sadam says "Fuck this! I am going back to Iraq!"
: George leans forward and says "What Iraq?"