Posted by Stormin Norman at 190.pool1.dsl8mtokyo.att.ne.jp on March 23, 2002 at 12:40:45:
George Bush in the intrest of peace decided to visit Sadam in Iraq. He gets there and is seated across from Sadam at a large table. George notices that Sadam's chair has 3 buttons on it.
This makes George a bit nervous but he decides to stick around anyway. George starts off the meeting saying, "We are not going to tolerate terrorists anymore!"
Sadam giggles and pushes button number one. WHaM!!! A boxing glove on a spring smacks George in the chin! Stunned but twice as determined now George speaks up again. "We are going to inspect your country for weapons of mass destruction too!"
Sadam pushes button number two and starts giggling like a little school girl. A jetstream of cold water squirts George Bush in the eye!
Getting more and more pissed off George continues. "We are going to put a peace keeping force RIGHT here in Iraq too!"
Sadam giggles again and pushs button number 3. Then from under the table a boot on a spring slams George in the nuts. Totally pissed off George gets up and leaves.
2 weeks later Sadam comes to Washington to continue the peace talks. He is sat down at a large table in front of George Bush. This time George Bushes chair has 3 buttons.
Sadam is expecting something and is looking around nervously... George pushes button number 1. Sadam is startled but nothing happens. George sits back and smiles that Texas smile.
Sadam is starting to sweat now. George winks and pushes button 2 and 3! Sadam jumps up out of his chair but nothing happens. George and the other guys in the office start to chuckle.
Sadam says "Fuck this! I am going back to Iraq!"
George leans forward and says "What Iraq?"