Posted by jkm822 at michigan.mgmt.rpi.edu on March 06, 2002 at 12:09:06:
In Reply to: f, marry, kill...the view askew characters posted by emo_nerd on March 06, 2002 at 11:55:42:
It must be because I'm about to go on my lunch break, or something. Tobacco deprivation....
: Ok, which character would you F***? Which character would you Marry? Which character would you Kill? Explain why.
: For the girls:
: Dante (clerks)
: Brodie (mallrats)
: Randal (clerks)
OK, well, kill is easy. I'd kill Randal. I mean, he's funny and all, but I think deep down, no matter how good a friend he is to Dante (the way he gets all protective of him in Clerks is adorable), deep down... he's an asshole. I mean, I wouldn't actually kill ANYONE, but given the options you gave me, he's gotta go.
The other 2 are... well, more difficult. Almost interchangeable for me. I certainly wouldn't mind fucking either of them, and I think there'd be benefits (and badness, I suppose) to be had from a marriage to either character. I think... I think I'd have to go with fucking Dante, and marrying Brodie. I can deal with an obsessed comic collector who's attractive and funny as shit better than I can with a convenience store clerk who takes his job too seriously, whines constantly, and happens to also be pretty darned cute.