COPS AND GUNS AINT THAT FUNNY

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Posted by flight800 at 1cust179.tnt1.cleveland.oh.da.uu.net on March 03, 2002 at 09:43:32:

Hello Kevin-

jay and silent bob could have been a shitload better (no i cant make movies, lick me) if the cops, and later, the gunplay were scary- like they are in real life. Tracy Morgans role was a total waste, and what the hell happened to the actress who played Amy? You could have shown a little mercy and left her out-

Since you are probably running focus groups and the whole "max the cash" program anyway, more Randall would have been better too.

The clit thing was OK, but the funny went out with Jon Stewart broadcasting the joke- never would happen and you could have done better with him.

and you TOTALLY missed out on the number one key to a great american road movie- AMERICA ITSELF- you showed no sense of travel or locality.

and finally- a direct mug to the audience is funny once. By the third time, its sad.

I could spew a lot more shit about why this was a mailed in money making machine effort and a missed chance to make a lasting work of art- but why waste the keystrokes since everyone knows it anyway-

Hope you use that talent (that i dont have, lick me again) to its fullest in the future

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Do you post on Moviepoopshoot.com? Brodie Fan 11:53:13 3/03/02 (1)
- Moviepoopshoot.com? / No but your mother does flight800 08:52:26 3/04/02 (0)
Re: COPS AND GUNS AINT THAT FUNNY idpated 11:26:26 3/03/02 (0)
...but this post? Now, THAT'S funny!! t o m 09:59:35 3/03/02 (4)
- Re: ...but this post? Now, THAT'S funny!! /shades flight800 10:10:42 3/03/02 (3)
  - Re: ...but this post? Now, THAT'S funny!! /shades PNEAndy 10:16:19 3/03/02 (2)
    - Re: ...but this post? Now, THAT'S funny!! /shades flight800 10:40:44 3/03/02 (1)
      - Re: ...but this post? Now, THAT'S funny!! /shades PNEAndy 10:54:27 3/03/02 (0)
Cops and sticks better.... PNEAndy 09:52:21 3/03/02 (0)

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: Hello Kevin- : jay and silent bob could have been a shitload better (no i cant make movies, lick me) if the cops, and later, the gunplay were scary- like they are in real life. Tracy Morgans role was a total waste, and what the hell happened to the actress who played Amy? You could have shown a little mercy and left her out- : Since you are probably running focus groups and the whole "max the cash" program anyway, more Randall would have been better too. : The clit thing was OK, but the funny went out with Jon Stewart broadcasting the joke- never would happen and you could have done better with him. : and you TOTALLY missed out on the number one key to a great american road movie- AMERICA ITSELF- you showed no sense of travel or locality. : and finally- a direct mug to the audience is funny once. By the third time, its sad. : I could spew a lot more shit about why this was a mailed in money making machine effort and a missed chance to make a lasting work of art- but why waste the keystrokes since everyone knows it anyway- : Hope you use that talent (that i dont have, lick me again) to its fullest in the future : :

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