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: Application To Live In New Jersey : Name: _____________________________ : Nickname: __________________________ : Address: ___________________________ : Exit # (NJ Turnpike): _______ : Exit # (Garden State Parkway): _______ : : Ethnic Background: : ___Italian ___Sicilian ___Jewish ___Italian ___Italian : : Profession: : Mechanic ___Truckdriver ___Meatpacker ___Dockworker ___Hairdresser : ___Manicurist ___Avon Sales Lady : ___Waitress @ Bennigan's___Exotic Dancer : Backyard Smells Like: : ___Sewage ___Sulfur ___Garbage ___All 3 : : # of Muscle Shirts Owned: : ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above : : # of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts Owned: : ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above : : # of Bon Jovi Shirts That are Also Muscle Shirts: : ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above : : Brand of Jeans Preferred: : ___Sergio Valente ___Jordache ___Sassoon ___Z.Cavaricci : : Percentage of Wardrobe Which is Skintight: : ___100% ___95-100% ___90-95% ___85-90% : : # of Gold Chains Owned: : ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20-25 ___25 and above : : # of Gold Chains Worn at One Time: : ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above : Approximate Value of ALL jewelry: : ___$5-$25 ___$25-$50 ___$50-$100 ___Stolen : : Number of Applications of Obsession/Polo/Drakar Before Going Out: : ___10-15 ___15-25 ___25 and above : : Gold Cap on at Least One Tooth? : ___Yes ___No : : Hair Height (must be completed by applicants seeking residency in : Edgewater or Bayonne) : ___6-8 inches ___8-12 inches ___1-2 feet___More than 2 feet : : Hair Products Used: : ___Hair Spray ___Styling Gel ___Mouse ___Extra : : Hold Styling Gel: : ___Bondo ___Spackle ___40 Weight Oil ___Krazy Glue : : Automobile Owned: : ___IROC Z ___Firebird ___Camaro___Mustang___Thunderbird : : Number of Inches Car is Off the Ground: : ___6-8 inches ___4-6 inches ___2-4 inches ___Under 2 inches : : Car Paraphernalia: : ___Gold chain around license plate : ___Neon lights around license plate : ___Neon lights under car : ___Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging on rear view mirror : ___Garter hanging from rear view mirror : ___Chrome hubcaps : ___Stick-on window tinting : ___Stick-on paint splash stickers : ___Fuzzy dice TATTOO : ___Crown deodorizer on dash or in rear window : : Favorite Sports Team: : ___Fuckin' Giants : ___Fuckin' Jets : ___Fuckin' Mets : ___Fuckin' Yankees : ___Fuckin' Nets : ___Fuckin' Knicks : ___Fuckin' Devils : ___Fuckin' Rangers : ___Fuckin' Islanders : : Favorite Music: : ___Techno ___Rap ___Bon Jovi ___Bruce Springsteen : : Favorite Actor/Actress: : ___Joe Pesci ___Robert DeNiro ___Al Pacino : ___Marisa Tomei___Annette Funicello ___Anna Magnani : : Favorite Movie: : ___The Godfather ___The Godfather Part II : ___The Godfather Part III___Goodfellas ___My Cousin Vinnie : : Favorite Profanity (proceeded by YO!): : ___Motherfucker ___Cocksucker ___Jerkoff ___Scumbag ___Douche Bag : : # of Religious Statutes at Grandparents House: : ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above : : Relatives Named "Sal" : ___5-10 ___10-15 ___15-20 ___20 and above : : Favorite International Destination: : ___Belmar : ___Seaside Heights : ___Point Pleasant : ___Bayonne : ___Great Adventure : ___Secaucus : : Favorite Driving Technique : ___Tailgating : ___Attacking stop signs : ___Doing 106 mph on the right shoulder of the parkway : ___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (non-related) : ___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (own grandparents) : : Now pass this on to all your "True" Jersey friends!!

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