No, but when I was walking my dog last night....

Posted by Hogwash, James T. at db.assessor.co.cook.il.us.174.49.198.in-addr.arpa on February 13, 2002 at 21:27:35:

In Reply to: HAVE YOU ALL BEEN TO ASH WEDNESDAY MASS? posted by Kyūk€tsuki on February 13, 2002 at 21:25:35:

She pissed on the lawn at the Lutheran church.

Then...

Five minutes later, she crapped on the lawn at the Baptist church.

The preceding story is 100% true.

- Jimbo

Torquemada reborn as a dog! Kyūk€tsuki 21:33:39 2/13/02 (2)
- Hmmm... Mang the Merciful 21:36:37 2/13/02 (1)
  - did I mention what she did at the mosque and the Hogwash, James T. 21:41:41 2/13/02 (0)
That angers me. Mang the Merciful 21:32:18 2/13/02 (8)
- Why would you forgive me? Hogwash, James T. 21:39:36 2/13/02 (4)
  - Well, I was assuming you didn't pick it up. Mang the Merciful 21:42:37 2/13/02 (3)
    - But you know.... Stormin Norman 21:53:31 2/13/02 (2)
      - Good for lawn, perhaps. Mang the Merciful 21:55:36 2/13/02 (1)
        
        Re: Good for lawn, perhaps. Stormin Norman 22:08:16 2/13/02 (0)
- Re: That angers me. Stormin Norman 21:36:30 2/13/02 (2)
  - Let me guess. Mang the Merciful 21:38:43 2/13/02 (1)
    - Re: Let me guess. Stormin Norman 21:50:42 2/13/02 (0)