Posted by Stormin Norman at 202.33.162.246 on February 14, 2002 at 23:12:33:
In Reply to: Look everyone...Affleck is posting again! *NT* posted by Dead_By_Dawn on February 14, 2002 at 23:07:08:
No.... My hat size is way to small to be Ben Affleck. He has a basket ball head from what I have heard.
Stormin!
: : A Texan moves to Oklahoma. When he arrives he buys a donkey from an Oklahoma Farmer. They agree that the farmer will deliver the donkey to the Texan the following day.
: : The next day comes and the Oklahoma farmer drives over to the Texan's farm.
: : "Where's that thar donkey I bought?" Said the Texan
: : "Well, Sir, it died." Replied the Oklahoma farmer.
: : "Ok, no problem partner just give me back my money and everything is going to be fine." Said the Texan.
: : "Sorry, I can't do that because I already spent the money on food for my family." Said the Oklahoma farmer.
: : "I see. Ok, give me the dead donkey then." Said the Texan.
: : "What in the Sam Hell are you gonna do with a dead donkey?" Inquired the Oklahoma Farmer.
: : "I plan to take it to Utah and raffle it off to the Mormons." Said the Texan.
: : So the Oklahoma farmer droped off the dead donkey and left. About one week later the Oklahoma farmer sees the Texan walking down the street counting his cash.
: : "Wow! That is a lot of cash! What happened?" Said the Oklahoma farmer.
: : ""You see I raffled off the donkey to the Mormons up in Utah. I sold 2000 tickets for 2 Dollars a ticket." Replied the Texan. " That means I have a 3998 dollar profit!"
: : "Didn't the guy who won the dead donkey complain that it was dead?" asked the Oklahoma farmer.
: : "Yeah, of course he did." Said the Texan.
: : "What did you do?" Asked the Oklahoma farmer.
: : "I gave him his $2 back!"
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: : StormiN!