Posted by Smalls at syr-24-24-14-133.twcny.rr.com on February 12, 2002 at 12:43:50:
The fixes have been in for a long time, kids, lets face it.
A reality-impaired mental midget won Project Greenlight... and Lowes fixed their trailer contest so that the PGL DP won. The deeply deserving Josh Dobbin didn't win a certain poster contest a little ways back... we knew Pearl Harbor was going to happen, twice, and the first time FDR didn't prevent it when he could have... and Affleck didn't when he could've stopped the second atrocity, kids.
Andy Kaufman is alive with Axl Rose and Art Bell, hanging out together in Nevada... consulting mystics on proving that Nixon had Lennon assassinated... and Armondo Benitez is under secret contract to the Braves to suck in every game that means anything.
The fix is in.
Lets fix one ourselves.
The best video in the Chris Moore impression challenge at Project Greenlight is one by... sallyretro03... who just happens to be old friends with actor/writer/director/mensch/former-VA-employee Brian "ID4" Quinn.
And any friend of Quinn's is a friend of mine... and of everyone here, I think.
So lets fix the game for the best entry for once. That's the only way you can win anything these days... whether you deserve it or not... the fix. So lets do it.
sallyretro03, lets make the guy who called Pat Peach deservingly an asshole a finalist.
Then, after that?
We're going to need to overturn the 2000 election and win me the NYS Lotto Jackpot Wednesday. But first things first.
Mike