Posted by Kiss lt at netcache-1115.public.svc.webtv.net on February 08, 2002 at 03:49:18:
In Reply to: wheres the damned autographed mini posters?!!! posted by loiosh on February 08, 2002 at 03:12:52:
And he told me that they are jammed ultra-far up your ass. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM! Everyone will have to reach into your ass and fish their own poster out.
: O.k. I know I'm going to get grief for this,
As well you should.
: but enough!
Guuwaaaah???
: I'm one of the countless who, I feel got screwed by Kevin and view askew by actually spending an extra 15 bucks to see JASBSB the second night at the same theatre,
So not only did you feel the movie wasn't worth seeing again, but you're also upset that a filmmaker who is busy making more works for us to enjoy isn't rushing out signed mini posters. What other filmmaker does this? Hmm... None. Swallow whatever ball of restless cum you have been working around in your mouth since you sent the stubs in, and just know that he will do it when he finds time. If you feel you got "screwed", then you don't deserve one anyway.
: I sent in my stubs to help make him the number 3 movie of that weekend..
Wow. He should worship you.
: and So I could bet an autographed miniposter.
A selfish move from you???
: Yes I admit it!
NO!
: I did it to get the damned poster!.
NOOOOO!!!!!
: And I'm a patient guy. I understood that he wouldnt be getting to them till after Christmas, But hell, its coming on spring..Whats he going to offer to get the numbers up on Jersey Girl?
Probably nothing since you people will not shut the fuck up about the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back posters.
: Now I know that there is a shot truck full of signatures that has to be done, and they dont keep the mega bucks coming in..But Damn!, even a post now and then saying
" hey..I havent forgotten..sorry its taking so long..."
He's done just that several times, jackass.
: Something, anything that doesnt make me feel like a sucker who put some trust in a fellow fat guy who digs comic books!
Figures. This must be all you have to do.
: So go ahead start blasting.
Why? Because you are shit-eating fuck-hole who cannot seem to get over the fact that he's not getting his autograph quick enough for his liking? You're like a child. I knew people like you were out there, I just never thought someone could sound so whiney and bitchy with a post on a WWWBoard.
: I know you think I got it coming, and I'll take it with an upper chin,because I feel I'm right on this one
Even though you are not. Just wait and shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear your sad, sad words. Go be a comic-reading fat guy until you become a comic-reading fat guy with a mini poster that you bitched about, thinking Smith owed you a prompt delivery on something he did out of the kindness of his heart and respect for his fans. Get over yourself.