Posted by New York Hal at 199.79.168.252 on January 28, 2002 at 15:28:13:
In Reply to: Re: Hey Kevin... posted by Kevin on January 28, 2002 at 15:05:51:
: You say...
: "HOLY SHIT, FRIEND, I VOMITED ALL OVER THE LOBBY AT VULGARTHON THIS YEAR,
: AND SOME POOR SONOVABITCH HAD TO CLEAN IT UP, GETTING MY BILE AND
: HALF-DIGESTED POPCORN UNDER HIS FINGERNAILS!"
: If he doesn't want to watch the flick after that, then fuck 'em; he's not a
: true friend.
I'll be sure to pass along your message. He might not be home when I get there, so I'll see if I can vomit on the floor and spell the message out in puke. I hope you don't mind if I use a few abbreviations, so I can retain at least SOME of my stomach's inner lining.
I want to buy every single employee of that theatre a cute stuffed teddy bear or a new car, whichever's cheaper, as a show of regret. Poor, poor movie theatre employees. I tried to apologise at the time, but then I just started vomiting again, which was counterproductive.
--Hal