Posted by Scott "Morsels" Manna at 25752.w1.dsl.vcn.com on January 27, 2002 at 22:26:25:
I mean, if you're just sitting and reading or watching a film, why not wear a gag? You could use a unique gag to show off your style, and if you started to think of something important to say, just undo the knot, whip off the gag and say something smooth like, "It's talkin' time."