Posted by MTW at pa-coudersport2a-60.cdp.adelphia.net on January 27, 2002 at 22:10:44:
In Reply to: One more posted by Stormin Norman on January 27, 2002 at 22:00:29:
That is really pathetic, are they going to do the extra's casting call for jersey girl? if so he could just try that. I totally forgot about the job aspect.
Dear (Insert casual nickname for some red)
I live at (Insert very personal address). I loved your movies, they (Insert personal story that rambles on). I was wondering if you had any advice for people just starting out in filmaking.......please email me or write me at (Insert Personal Info once again) If you ever want to film out of jersey come to (Hometown, no redeming features. I am a very talent actior/actress, I have no prior experience but I know you would want me in your latest movie! I'll pay you as much money as I have (Insert amount of money that is peanuts to the VA Gang) (Insert very personal question) (Insert plea for continuation of the Jersey Series) (Ask for personal info about Mewes, such as parole officer, life details, ect.) The only problem I have is with (Insert name of longtime board member and nice guy who snapped at you once for a dumb question) I loved your movies but (Insert amateur film critice here) This page should be exclusivly for ViewAskew questions, questions like (insert semi-off topic question here) should not be allowed. Also i don't like (Insert various minority group here)in your movies. They should all be (Insert horrible method of killing).
Thanks a lot (Personal nickname again) (Insert guilt trip here)
(Full name pysical description and all other irrelavent personal data.)
All through the letter there should be various misspellings, grammer, and capitalization errors. After all a letter written directly to one of the funniest director's in the world doesn't need that.