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: You just made me dicide to save every single penny i earn from now on, and to steel kill and rape, no , forget the rape, anyone to get the dollars to make the journey from australia to attend the next vulgarthon, sounds like the adventure of a life time! : : Just got back from NJ to Dublin about 3 hours ago now and have not slept in a lonnnnngggg time, so forgive the wording of this post as I'm sure it'll be somewhat strange and indesephirable. And I don't think that's even a word. : : Ok, let's forget about that opening paragraph. Vulgarthon was a really enjoyable little shindig. Ok, permit me to describe to you a week in the life of The Reverend Jonny Fabulous. Anyone else getting sick of that name real quick? Let me know... : : Ok. Saturday before V-Thon. Me and Darron arrive in Red Bank after an exhausting day's traveling. The coach driver tells us that the Holiday Inn ain't too far away from Broad Street, where we got off. But it was. After walking for like an hour, we stopped in some diner and called a cab to the inn. WE arrive at the Inn at Midnight (5am Irish time) so we're tired and we're greeted at the door by none other that Rugmuncher who happened to be there at that time. I tell him to go get Glen (whom I was later to almost kill while in NJ. True story. No kidding.). : : So, Glen arrives god bless him. I saunter in to Morgans and meet Lynch (god bless him, too) Andy, Len, Jen and Jeff. And prolly more people, I was pretty wiped out at this stage. So it was off to bed with me. : : Sunday was a good day. Went on a fairly eventful tour to all the sights with some guys who's names I have completely forgotten and whom I hope don't take that personally. Hey, just because a brotha drives around in their car all day doesn't mean he learns their names. : : In an interesting moment, while at the Quick Stop, Lee Bendick who played Wynawski (or whatever the hell his name was in CLERKS and was also killed by Ryan in A BETTER PLACE) pulls up to check his lottery numbers. What are the odds. : : Also on sunday was the famed ANGRY NAKED DINNER, as it was dubbed. This took place at a joint called Redheads, which had a scary picture of a, well a redhead, staring at me throughout my meal. Here I met Nancy OU1313 or something like that, Randall AKA Somber and his delighful friend, who's name I have also forgotten. But Randall forgot my name too, so all is good on that front. Here we wittled away the evening telling amusing tales of times past, involving getting cows upstairs and a quite amusing story involving a Showgirls VHS. Delightful. : : Here I also met Guess Guy and his friend. Big up's for the ride back to The Inn on tuesday, yo. : : But I also saw, but didn't touch, the MONKEY MAN DOLL! BOO-YAH! : : Later on that night I also met my darling Isis. Boy, that chick likes to urinate. But that's a whole other story. : : At Harley's I saw BEER U for the first time. So good. SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD!!! : : But that was beaten into second place by Andy's films. I hadn't laughed that hard in a long time. : : Monday = Vulgarthon. It was very, very cool. It really was. : : VULGARTHON RUNDOWN: : : Vulgar - Beautifully shot. Sometimes funny and sometimes disturbing. I really liked the ending and really liked the film. Great performances all round. I can't believe that was Johnson's first film. : : Jay and Silent Bob - Sixth time I saw that on the big screen. Hell, at this rate Kevin should be paying ME to promote his films. : : Cut Scenes and Stuff - Funny. WHY WHY WHY was Mosier's "Tracer Guy" scene cut from the flick???? : : Jason Lee's video - Two of the funniest minutes ever. I dare you to find a funnier two minutes. Go on. GO. : : Now You Know - Wasn't expecting to like this, but I LOVED it. Funny movie. And Jeff Anderson is a treat in real life. : : Big Helium Dog - Prolly my favorite moment of Vulgarthon. So fantastically funny. Kevin Smith is so good in it. Seriously Lynch, way to go. I love this movie. SEND ME A COPY! Or I'll take that book back or something... : : Angry Naked Pat - I WAS THE GUY WHO STARTED OFF THE MONKEY MAN APPLAUSE BIT!! I REALLY WAS!! And boy, did he deserve it too. : : : : And that concluded the Monday. : : TUESDAY went to the stash and was walking down past the theatre when Kevin and Malcolm drove up. Kevin saw us and asked us if the three of us wanted to come in and see the show again. So Lynch, if you're wondering why you saw me on the Tuesday again? That was the reason. Two days for the price of one. Word. : : Wednesday - Blah : : Thursday - Went to WWF New York. Met Spike Dudley. Blah. : : Friday - Blah : : Saturday - Travel : : Sunday = now. : : The people: : : Brian Lynch - Lynch, what can I say? I love the guy. Such a nice fellow, he likes that Rat Pack as well. Thanks for the memories. : : Kevin Smith - Funny, kind and very approachable. Especially with the never ending ammount of starfuckers there. Me included in that. : : Vincent - Worked tirely. He is also responsible for my arrival in Red Bank safely because he emailed me exactly how to get to Red Bank from JFK. Thanks to him I didn't combust, or anything like that. : : Malcolm - Didn't talk to him, seemed nice. : : Brian O'Halloran - Lovely chap. Talked to him for about 20 minutes before his theatre 2 Q&A for Vulgar on Tuesday. The boy likes Ireland. : : Jeff Anderson - I made him laugh. I...made....him...laugh. : : Matt Kawcynski - Another great guy. Funny, attractive, charming. He's the sorta guy that I'm sure loves long and romantic walks in parks and stuff. : : Jessica - Big ups to Jessica. She does indeed know what time it is. : : Jen - Wow. What can I say. : : Ming - YOU RULE!! : : Dobbin - Thanks for the ride in your car, yo. And that disscusion we had about flash cartoons was pretty darn rockin' too. : : Andy - Didn't really talk to you. But I LOVED your films, yo. : : Smalls - Wow, it was great to meet the guy. And he's so learn-ed too. He done learned me a great deal of stuff. : : Somber - I remember YOUR name. : : Glen - I nearly killed him. With a joke. Seriously. We were sitting in the Broadway Diner and I said a joke or something and he stared choking and making strange noises. The wuss. : : Donnacha - Hey, I can say your name! : : and finally... : : Isis - Oh, sweet Isis. We sure did have fun on that monday didn't we. She is so too cool for school. And I'll always give here the aisle seat from now on. ISIS RULES! I love that crazy gal! : : I think that's everyone and everything... Forgive me if I forget anyone... : : Jonny

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