Let us all rise up and slay the Lucas Whore!!!!!!!


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Posted by Vandal668 at marl-205.befree.com on January 03, 2002 at 11:51:28:

This 'NSYNC in Episode II thing has got me pissed. First we had to endure the continuity flaws of Episiode I, mainly the existence of Quai Gon Jin (excuse the spelling if wrong) since Obi Wan was supposed to have been trained by Yoda, not to mention the fact that the ships and technology looked more advanced than the original trilogy even though it takes place before it. Then, Lucas give Episode II and dorky name that makes it sound like an Ed Wood movie (no offense meant to any Ed Wood fans present). Now this! Why don't we just have Britney Spears play Queen Amidala, Ricky Martin as Obi Wan, and the Backstreet Boys as the Syth. Maybe throw in Little Bow Wow as Mace Windu. Let's just call it Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Bubble Gum Pop!!!!

Old Man Lucas has finally lost it. Please, for the love of God, is there some way someone could stage a hostile takeover of the rights to Star Wars and rip the new trilogy from Lucas before he pisses all over it anymore than he already has, and place it in more capable hands?

-Vandal668

"668. The neighbor of the boy band Jedi."


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