Posted by Shiny Head Web at toronto-hse-ppp3638981.sympatico.ca on January 03, 2002 at 11:24:09:
In Reply to: You should put that in a script *nt* posted by Fielding Melish on January 03, 2002 at 11:20:54:
: : : : : It's like Smithaholiks but, well, nude.
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: : : : : Christ, I'm bored.
: : : : : Anybody got any funny stories?
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: : : : I rammed my head into a telephone pole from a motorcycle and landed face first in a pile of horse poo. Wanna hear about that?
: : I was wearing shorts and burned my leg on the tail pipe (did I mention it was my first time on a motorcycle?). Went to jump off the bike by propelling myself off it backwards, but forgot to let my hands know what I was doing. Unaware of the sudden turn of events, they held on to the throttle, but due to my new body position, were forced to turn it up higher. I tried to control the bike instead of just letting it go (I am so smart! S-M-R-T!), and as it fell over, it dragged me with it. The bike just missed the pole, but sadly, I did not. And apparently a horse had VERY recently been by.
: : X-Rays of my head revealed that I didn't have a concussion because my skull is about 3 mm thicker than a normal skull.
: : That's my second favorite story, other than the one where my date shows up 3 hours late, drunk, and with another guy.