Posted by Kevin at cc1924188-b.etntwn1.nj.home.com on December 26, 2001 at 22:41:57:
In Reply to: Kevin: Reposted Questions Of Looooooooove posted by Drunken Uncle Hal on December 26, 2001 at 21:57:43:
: 1) Do you think that with JERSEY GIRL, you'll finally find an excuse to put "Nothing But Flowers" on the soundtrack?
I don't think it'd fit the tone of the picture.
: 2) Y'ever heard Run-DMC's duet with Living Colour from the JUDGMENT NIGHT soundtrack, called "Me, Myself, And My Microphone"?
Yes.
<< If so, what did you think?
Don't recall it at all.
: 3) If you had to make love to Ben Affleck in order to save the human race from extinction, would you do it?
The WHOLE human race? Could I choose a few motherfuckers to bite the dust in the process? I mean, if I'm fucking Affleck to save lives, I'd hope I at least get to pick which lives I'm saving.
: 3a) Would he?
I'd imagine, but I'm betting he'd make me wear a Ben Affleck mask.
: 4) Can Harley speak yet?
Fluently.
: 5) If I give Harley a stuffed Teletubbie at the Vulgarthon, will she think I'm cool?
She'd think you were Santa.
: 6) What television show, past or present, would you say had the worst acting ever?
Nothing's leaping to mind.
: 7) What is your opinion on Britney Spears: the singer, the sex icon, the phenomenon?
: 8) I think I dreamt that you replied to the earlier post of these questions, and you said that there were too many to answer, but Jen answered one of them. Something like that. Anyway, does it freak you the fuck out when people say that you were in their dreams?
Not really.
: 9) My roommate once said that you gave Hollywood a blowjob and then spat it out as MALLRATS.
If I had a nickel for every time someone told me that.
However, I'd argue that, metaphorically speaking, Hollywood fucked me in the ass, and your friend felched it out of the depths of my man-stink with a crazy straw, swallowed and digested it, and then shit it out as... well, nothing. He did it just to achieve an erection.
Yes - I, too, love that Neil Diamond sketch.
: Is he a bad man for insulting you, or a good man for at least doing it in a funny way?
Neither. He's just a jealous bi-otch.