REPOST 37 poem for Kev to read

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Posted by ebass420 at 64.210.7.34 on December 21, 2001 at 17:49:54:

Modest beginnings black white and gone so far
built on a credit card
Quick
Stop
hermaphradite porn
fucking a dead guy in the bathroom
Villification and Lenins Tomb
cigarettes and a four year old girl
uncomfortable
like the back seat of a Volkswagon
super hero sex organs
It's not a stage!
There is no easter bunny!
How does one man get to be so funny?
Trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body
Ooh! Yanni!
And with ninety minutes of film, I changed the way I view the world
nasty close-ups or girl on girl
Theological
Rufus
God
And SkeeBall
How do you make a Holey Bartender?
And remember
It's better to have an idea
Than a set of beliefs
let's shmoke some weed!
Final chapter or verse
Interconnected
All the way back to the first
Jersey to Hollywood
Advice from the hood
As a thank you
and farewell to the fans
And I guess I wrote this
As a thank you
to the man

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THAT was the last time, but... ebass420 11:03:40 12/24/01 (0)
SHIT*EST POEM EVER The gay Baden Powell 12:21:53 12/22/01 (0)
Give it up already! Even people who liked it will wryspy 05:47:05 12/22/01 (0)
Re: REPOST 37 poem for Kev to read Dragoncub 19:49:24 12/21/01 (0)
Wow. BrianLynch 18:21:43 12/21/01 (57)
- Re: Wow. The Pikey 20:04:48 12/21/01 (56)
  - Hey Juan--- BrianLynch 20:06:48 12/21/01 (55)
    - Re: Hey Juan--- The Pikey 20:11:11 12/21/01 (54)
      - Yeah, but Juan. BrianLynch 20:25:17 12/21/01 (53)
        
        I vote "yes" for Lynch hilarity. NT Annie 23:28:35 12/21/01 (0)
        
        Same Old Huber..... talk radio 21:26:13 12/21/01 (0)
        
        Re: Yeah, but Juan. The Pikey 20:53:52 12/21/01 (40)
        
        I'm gonna disagree with you, Juan. BrianLynch 21:39:17 12/21/01 (0)
        
        i find Brian Fucking Hilarious *nt* Askews Me (piggycookie) 21:18:16 12/21/01 (0)
        
        Re: Yeah, but Juan. Punkin 21:14:50 12/21/01 (0)
        
        Re: Yeah, but Juan. HolyToads 21:14:39 12/21/01 (35)
        
        Re: Yeah, but Juan. The Pikey 22:05:55 12/21/01 (34)
        
        Scripts being filmed Vincent 13:18:44 12/22/01 (29)
        
        Re: Scripts being filmed The Pikey 16:21:46 12/22/01 (28)
        
        Re: Scripts being filmed Vincent 15:30:09 12/23/01 (1)
        
        Re: Scripts being filmed The Pikey 18:48:59 12/23/01 (0)
        
        If I suck so bad---- BrianLynch 20:22:32 12/22/01 (14)
        
        Re: If I suck so bad---- The Pikey 01:34:32 12/23/01 (12)
        
        Suuuuuuuuuuure. BrianLynch 02:32:22 12/23/01 (11)
        
        Re: Suuuuuuuuuuure. The Pikey 03:10:58 12/23/01 (10)
        
        This is so sad. BrianLynch 15:36:03 12/23/01 (9)
        
        back away, Brian Punkin 17:58:13 12/23/01 (0)
        
        Re: This is so sad. The Pikey 17:37:28 12/23/01 (7)
        
        Totally. BrianLynch 18:41:30 12/23/01 (6)
        
        Re: Totally. The Pikey 18:58:37 12/23/01 (5)
        
        I wish I were never born. BrianLynch 19:26:53 12/23/01 (4)
        
        Re: I wish I were never born. The Pikey 19:41:36 12/23/01 (3)
        
        But--- BrianLynch 20:13:21 12/23/01 (2)
        
        Re: But--- The Pikey 20:39:28 12/23/01 (1)
        
        re: But, but, but.. Punkin 22:02:30 12/23/01 (0)
        
        ooh... Punkin 21:18:55 12/22/01 (0)
        
        yeah Punkin 17:52:10 12/22/01 (10)
        
        Re: yeah The Pikey 18:27:11 12/22/01 (9)
        
        uh... Punkin 18:54:03 12/22/01 (8)
        
        Re: uh... The Pikey 23:19:41 12/22/01 (7)
        
        Re: uh... Punkin 23:29:02 12/22/01 (6)
        
        Re: uh... The Pikey 01:22:31 12/23/01 (5)
        
        that one cracked me up =nt= dynomint 00:34:33 12/24/01 (1)
        
        yeah.. Punkin 11:55:13 12/24/01 (0)
        
        ah, poo Punkin 11:52:29 12/23/01 (2)
        
        Re: ah, poo The Pikey 14:13:09 12/23/01 (1)
        
        Re: ah, poo Punkin 14:50:16 12/23/01 (0)
        
        Interesting thing Neil 22:25:03 12/21/01 (3)
        
        Re: Interesting thing The Pikey 03:59:43 12/22/01 (1)
        
        Well... Neil 05:32:57 12/22/01 (0)
        
        Um. BrianLynch 01:25:00 12/22/01 (0)
        
        bob sagat was the bomb in half baked yo *nt* DarthDingleberry 20:59:47 12/21/01 (0)
        
        ...trust him on this, he worked on CHASING AMY nt Dragoncub 20:30:42 12/21/01 (9)
        
        Re: ...trust him on this, he worked on CHASING AMY nt DarthDingleberry 21:05:19 12/21/01 (8)
        
        Comedy Critiques by "Darth Dingleberry" BrianLynch 21:41:16 12/21/01 (6)
        
        bab sagat never came up with a gem like... DarthDingleberry 21:48:42 12/21/01 (5)
        
        Re: bab sagat never came up with a gem like... Dragoncub 22:02:11 12/21/01 (0)
        
        you're not alone Punkin 21:56:27 12/21/01 (3)
        
        Dude, I agree. BrianLynch 22:03:24 12/21/01 (2)
        
        Am I the only one who likes Full House? Sanam 22:53:44 12/21/01 (1)
        
        no.. Punkin 23:32:22 12/21/01 (0)
        
        Re: ...trust him on this, he worked on CHASING AMY nt Dragoncub 21:20:47 12/21/01 (0)
man..didnt you get yelled at enough for this? ghostmann 17:50:50 12/21/01 (5)
- It couldn't possibly have been enough Neil 18:35:34 12/21/01 (0)
- (In best Samuel jackson from Pulp Fiction voice) ebass420 17:57:00 12/21/01 (2)
  - ebass420 in "kevin please respond to me - part 4" ghostmann 18:12:19 12/21/01 (1)
    - You better copyright that! So no one rips you off Oi-not so Punk 18:36:11 12/21/01 (0)
- At least he waited for the board to flip this time Hogwash 17:52:30 12/21/01 (0)

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: 37 : Modest beginnings black white and gone so far : built on a credit card : Quick : Stop : hermaphradite porn : fucking a dead guy in the bathroom : Villification and Lenins Tomb : cigarettes and a four year old girl : uncomfortable : like the back seat of a Volkswagon : super hero sex organs : It's not a stage! : There is no easter bunny! : How does one man get to be so funny? : Trace a chalk line around your dead fucking body : Ooh! Yanni! : And with ninety minutes of film, I changed the way I view the world : nasty close-ups or girl on girl : Theological : Rufus : God : And SkeeBall : How do you make a Holey Bartender? : And remember : It's better to have an idea : Than a set of beliefs : let's shmoke some weed! : Final chapter or verse : Interconnected : All the way back to the first : Jersey to Hollywood : Advice from the hood : As a thank you : and farewell to the fans : And I guess I wrote this : As a thank you : to the man

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