Posted by Stinky Boobs at spider-we054.proxy.aol.com on December 18, 2001 at 02:06:44:
In Reply to: It's interesting you say that. posted by Smalls on December 18, 2001 at 02:00:56:
I LOVE Mr. Show, but don't care for baseball? (Although I think that there are too many brilliant episodes to limit it to just one)
(I like The B-Side of Abbey Road too)
: I may as well reveal it now.
: I'm actually the advance scout for a mind-blowingly advanced alien race, Kiss, sent here to collect information on Earth culture... that will eventually be used to determine whether we're going to wipe out the human race or incorporate it into our vast intergalactic confederation as a junior member.
: And it's weird that you say you dislike baseball and Mr. Show...
: Because the only three pieces of cultural output that my overseers have accepted as evidence that the human race is anything other than a pathetic collective of ignorant bald apes are as follows:
: Game Six of the 1986 World Series, The B-Side of Abbey Road and the episode of Mr. Show with the buddhist monks and the rich kids' summer camp.
: That's it.
: Those are the only three reasons that mankind wasn't wiped out like a bad diaper rash the second its most powerful nation broke the spirit, if not letter, of its entire legal system by installing a borderline-retarded cokefiend as its leader just because it was easier that way.
: Seriously, man.
: I don't mean to worry you, but when the invasion comes down, things aren't gonna bode well for ya.
: Mike-el