Posted by ghostmann at 63.162.217.23 on December 19, 2001 at 12:56:39:
i remember when i first started cussing, it was in the 5th grade. me, brian hall, and craig jenson use to take turns saying the following:
"motherfucking, tittysucking, two-ball bitch, ping-pong pussy with a wooden dick"
hmmm, thats kinda like offensive hikau or something. we had some other wonderful limricks we use to spout but that is the only i can remember off the top of me head.
so for years i kept my cussing ways hidden from everyone except brian hall and craig. not even my sisters knew i cussed. shit, it was only about 8 or 9 years ago that i cussed in front of my sister jeannie, and about a year ago that i cussed in front of my older sister missy. my parents still dont know what a foul mouth i have.
i never understood why cussing was bad in the first place. how come "crap" is ok but "shit" is not? how come "screwing" is fine but "fuck" is WAY off limts? they are just words that someone one day decided was bad to say. well i say fuck the motherfucker who said fuck was a bad word.
at any rate, i still dont cuss in front of women i dont know, thats just respectful, and older people. i may cuss like a sailor but i still give people that i dont know respect.
feel sorry for those people that think you will go to hell for saying "fuck". sad-asses, you know they want cuss but their "beliefs" wont let them. when someone cuts you off and almost causes you to get in a wreck that could've cripled you for life, yelling "TURKEY!!!" just doesnt have the same cathartic feel to it as yelling, "MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! FUCK YOU YOU ASSHOLE SHIT-HEAD!" ahhhhh...that felt good.
-erik