Your questions trouble me.

Posted by DwDunphy at spider-wm044.proxy.aol.com on December 12, 2001 at 20:40:00:

In Reply to: pointless questions posted by MoobyMuffin on December 12, 2001 at 20:24:14:

: would you rather drown or bleed to death

I'd rather drown because I'd die clean. Do you have a fear of death? Is that why you would pose such a strange, didactic question?

: which word is grosser - used or moist

Moist. I'll eat used cake, no question... But a moist cake? Shudder!

: would you rather be cold or hungry

If you're hungry, you can gnaw off one of your own limbs. If you're cold, we'll you're up shit's creek, me boyo.

: would you rather be deaf or blind

After this questionnaire? Blind!

: would you rather your hair smell like ass or to have a hairy ass?

You can shave a hairy ass, can you not?
You can shave a hairy ass, can you not?
You can shave a hairy ass
And inspection you shall pass
You can shave a hairy ass, can you not?

Here's a question for you (sung like Elvis...)
Are you lonesome tonight?

DwD

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Follow Ups:

• Re: Your questions trouble me. Chedderfish 20:47:05 12/12/01 (2)
  • I prefer to think of it as "Soylent Brown", thank DwDunphy 20:49:05 12/12/01 (1)
    • thats great! nt* Chedderfish 20:50:24 12/12/01 (0)

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