Posted by DwDunphy at spider-wm044.proxy.aol.com on December 12, 2001 at 20:31:50:

It's funny that the old saw of "baldness is a sign of virility" comes up as a defense every time the old "solar sex panel" gets a jibe.
Alright, it's not funny. It's sad. It hurts. It's like God's genetic chastity belt because women... don't dig the skinheads. Tell me this: women SAY they think old Sean Connery is hot, but do they say that when he's bearing the Glaswegian pate or when he's sportin' toup?
A sportin' he will go.
The same goes for your average chrome-domed wrestler. Women like pecs (it's probably a latent lesbian trait or something...) and they like power. Add to that the fame and cash a bald wrestler gets and you haven't a prayer, Huckleberry.
I don't know. I suggest any females who regularly visit this post pleae confirm or deny these rumors. Fragile egos are at stake and there's a big, wide world out there to populate.
Sincerely,
Dw. Dunphy
Neither prez nor client.