Posted by Chedderfish at c216-45-69-2.md1.cablespeed.com on December 12, 2001 at 20:07:31:
In Reply to: this board is as long as my dick posted by ghostmann on December 12, 2001 at 19:59:55:
: you know what i hate? these stupid christian acronyms ive been seeing all over the place. like WWJD? which stands for What Would Jesus Do? then there's LLJD which stands for Live Like Jesus Did.
they also have- *push* (pray until somthing happens) if i am busy praying s*it ain't happing!
and *frog* but i forget what that is
: what the fuck? do these retards that put these stickers on their cars really live like jesus? do they ride a donkey to work? no. the motherfuckers are poisoning the air with their gas-guzzling explorers and mini-vans. (preachet brother) when they go to a bake-sale at a chruch do they grab a whip and start hitting people telling them not to use the house of the lord as a marketplace?( i said AMEN) i dont think they do. do they stop to help a hooker on the side of the street by taking her to dinner and telling her her life means something? i doubt it. did jesus go around asking for money to keep his ministry alive? no. the motherfucker just walked around barefoot chillin with sheep, growing his beard and hair long, drinking wine with his posse of 12.
man you should make like a dogma two or someshit get kevin to make it funny or at least tone down the violence ( you'd have to get chris rock to say stuff like that)
: What Would Jesus Do? ill tell what he would do....he would get the fuck outta here and be kicking on some beach somewhere multipling fish and bread
*
**i like that-