Posted by wryspy at 198.16.19.70 on December 07, 2001 at 02:23:58:
A time traveling Azrael goes back to the scene in J&SBSB to kill them as infants. So Alanis sends future cyborgized Bluntman and Chronic back to save them. They save Baby Jay and Infant Bob, but create a time paradox in which anyone so short of imagination that they think Dogma needs a sequel gets erased from history.