Posted by franzabar at 210.208.67.43 on November 30, 2001 at 05:49:03:
Some lessons in life about men and women...enjoy
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he really needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money that
his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all
Masters and Johnsons surveys said...Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die
Any married man should forget his mistakes;
there's
no use in two
people remembering the same thing
Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed
Women somehow deteriorate during the night
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and she does
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after
that is the begining of a new argument
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a
woman, before
marriage and after marriage
Why do women feel that we must talk when there's
only 10 seconds left
on the shot/game clock?