Posted by OU1313 at cld-oh9a-02.rasserver.net on December 03, 2001 at 04:19:51:
In Reply to: Disposable Memory Wipes (for Anamorphia) posted by Champion Superscum on December 03, 2001 at 03:58:49:
: To Anamorphia Sinerama:
: I take it and then it's stolen from me and then the eyes have it but they claim it was given to them by the hands. I suppose you're wondering why you don't remember any of this. One of the side effects of the first batch of wipes is that your memories of certain key figures in your life are replaced with memories of George Lucas. Actually, you may omit the word 'certain' from that last sentence. The effect is different from a memory implant; it's more of a memory replacement. They fixed this by the third batch (the second merely swapped Lucas for Don Johnson- you gotta realize that Miami Vice was at its peak of popularity at the time and it seemed like a good idea). You were one of the initial guinea pigs, as I remember. You were hoping that you would end up with Scanner powers. Alas, this was not to be. Ben and Gwen were also test subjects. While the doctors used the wipes, some wiseguy was playing the Zapruder film over and over on a loop in the background; your fascination with the Kennedys was the result. You like the Coen brothers? That's the fault of the wipes, I'm afraid. I bring all this up because I was a victim of the second (Don Johnson) batch but now I am "normal." And that's thanks to the Sony Brain Rectifier SBR500-B. I am sure it could assist you as well. Warning: Do not use the SBR500-A. That is a Brain Rectalfier and just a bad idea in general.