Posted by Drunken Uncle Hal at 199.79.168.252 on November 30, 2001 at 07:09:07:
Hopefully, the Great Mess has blown over and I can get on with the business of being a big ol' fanboy. Some of these are reposts, and some aren't.
1) Do you think that with JERSEY GIRL, you'll finally find an excuse to put "Nothing But Flowers" on the soundtrack?
2) Y'ever heard Run-DMC's duet with Living Colour from the JUDGMENT NIGHT soundtrack, called "Me, Myself, And My Microphone"? If so, what did you think? And if not... well, it's interesting. It's Run-DMC rapping over heavy metal-- and I do mean HEAVY metal, not Aerosmith.
3) If you had to make love to Ben Affleck in order to save the human race from extinction, would you do it?
3a) Would he?
4) Can Harley speak yet?
5) If I give Harley a stuffed Teletubbie at the Vulgarthon, will she think I'm cool?
6) What television show, past or present, would you say had the worst acting ever?
7) What is your opinion on Britney Spears: the singer, the sex icon, the phenomenon?
8) I think I dreamt that you replied to the earlier post of these questions, and you said that there were too many to answer, but Jen answered one of them. Something like that. Anyway, does it freak you the fuck out when people say that you were in their dreams?
9) My roommate once said that you gave Hollywood a blowjob and then spat it out as MALLRATS. Is he a bad man for insulting you, or a good man for at least doing it in a funny way?
Hmm. That's all. Operation Fanboy is a success. Hal: Out.