Posted by TheMojoPin at 208.1.219.2 on November 30, 2001 at 04:21:52:
In Reply to: How to contact Mr. Smith posted by Stormin Norman on November 30, 2001 at 04:17:39:
: Hey,
: I will tell you how to get Mr. Smith on the phone. You have to get a Red Bank phone book. Then you have to look up the number to the "Mental Illness Hotline" Don't worry. THat is a front. You have to play along with them if you expect to get in contact. They are really good so don't forget that you HAVE to play along. It is a test.
: You also have to know the special password. The password that you have to tell the nice lady on the phone is "I am a lunitic. Come and pick me up!" Then you have to give them your address. They will send a limo that will look like a little white van with bars and rubber padding. The kind drivers will have a nice jacket for your comfort. The neat-o part is that the sleeves connect to the back! Yeah! Try that on and off you go.
: When you arrive you will go into the waiting room for Mr. Smith. It is a rubber padded room for your comfort.
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: That is it dude! You're in!
: Stormin!
: LOL