Posted by Stormin Norman at 19.pool14.dsltokyo.att.ne.jp on November 30, 2001 at 04:17:39:
In Reply to: Hello Mr.Smith posted by Baunach on November 30, 2001 at 03:52:02:
Hey,
I will tell you how to get Mr. Smith on the phone. You have to get a Red Bank phone book. Then you have to look up the number to the "Mental Illness Hotline" Don't worry. THat is a front. You have to play along with them if you expect to get in contact. They are really good so don't forget that you HAVE to play along. It is a test.
You also have to know the special password. The password that you have to tell the nice lady on the phone is "I am a lunitic. Come and pick me up!" Then you have to give them your address. They will send a limo that will look like a little white van with bars and rubber padding. The kind drivers will have a nice jacket for your comfort. The neat-o part is that the sleeves connect to the back! Yeah! Try that on and off you go.
When you arrive you will go into the waiting room for Mr. Smith. It is a rubber padded room for your comfort.
That is it dude! You're in!
Stormin!
LOL