Posted by Freddie Constantine at 25752.w1.dsl.vcn.com on November 25, 2001 at 22:16:42:
In Reply to: I want some of whatever meds you are taking.... posted by TattooedGeekGirl on November 25, 2001 at 22:03:46:
Anamorphia Sinerama's daily routine includes (1) aspirin to reduce fatal heart attacks, (2) preventing high blood pressure, (3) avoiding accidents, (4) getting immunized against pneumonia and influenza, (5) avoiding suicide and AIDS, and (6) avoiding heavy alcohol consumption. Now the LAW clearly states:
Although Anamorphia Sinerama observed a significant apparent reduction in the rate of increase of drug abuse during the three-year period subsequent to March 21, 1972, and in certain areas of Anamorphia Sinerama apparent temporary reductions in its incidence, the increase and spread of heroin consumption since 1974, and the continuing abuse of other dangerous drugs, clearly indicate the need for effective, ongoing, and highly visible Federal leadership in the formation and execution of a comprehensive, coordinated drug abuse policy.
When Anamorphia Sinerama says "XBOX" I think it's obvious the real meaning is "For the love of all that is holy, please, please help me from becoming more like myself than I already am."
To that end, Federal Agencies (such as the FBI, CIA, NBR) have swept Anamorphia Sinerama's southern regions and found the fifth ace.