Posted by Sweet Dick Willie at spider-we042.proxy.aol.com on November 07, 2001 at 03:24:18:
I demand Kevin Smith make a big screen adaptation of FULL HOUSE.
That's right the TGIF sitcom, with Danny, Jesse, Joey and the gang.
Am I alone in my love for Full House, I've seen every episode at least four times.
So let me break it down for you...
Jason Lee in the role of Uncle Joey Gladstone, the stand up cartoon loving funny man.
Matt Damon as Danny Tanner, the lovable, but generic father figure who loves to clean.
Ben Affleck as the Elvis loving leader of Jesse and the Rippers, Uncle Jesse.
with
Michelle Tractenburg as DJ, the oldest daughter.
Mary Kate (screw Ashely, she couldn't act her way out of a nutsack) Olsen as Stephanie, the middle child.
Harley Quinn Smith as the unbearably cute Michelle.
Jason Mewes in drag as the annoying neighbor and DJ's best friend Kimmie Gibbler. This will be his first time wearing woman's cloth's outside of Kevin's basement.
and Joey Adams as Aunt Becky.
with a special appearance by Dwight Ewell as Steven Q. Urkel.(remember Urkel's guest appearance on the show, it was classic.)
Of course change the setting from San Fran to Jersy and you've got yourself a great fun for the whole family film. And there's room for the whole Askew Crew in cameos.
So, let's start those emails, in the hopes that this will be his next movie after Fletch Won.