Posted by franzabar at 210.208.67.3 on November 01, 2001 at 17:10:43:
In Reply to: Yo, Dawgz! Peep dis shit, it be WACK as fizzuck! posted by WU FOR PRESIDENT on November 01, 2001 at 17:05:14:
: Word, Shaolin back up in dis bitch wit mad props to Kev Smith, my main nephew, who be pimpin da phattest celluloid dis side of Spike. Yo, for real, B, KS be keepin it az real az it get. Muffucka gotz mad skillz, yo, ain't no bullshit bout that. He to film what Wu Tang be to bumpin beats an pimpin, yo.
: Anyway, nuffa dat shout out. I gots me a story to tell. Bust dis. Few days ago I tole y'all bout dat boy I beat down at Abercrombie an Fitch, and gots my ass a $10.00 parkin ticket, yo. Sheeit, da man is fo'EVA keepin da brutha man down. Yo, check it, Rosa Parks ain't been thru shit till she been tryin ta park at Fairview Mall. Dat shit be muffuckin impossible.
: So, yo, I be chillin at my pimpin ass efficiency I be rentin wif my faux bearskin rug an my black velvet paintin of Malcolm X that glow like tha shizzno when I peeps da black light on it. Outta nowhere, da muffuckin phone rings, which piss me off cuz I was watchin BET and meditatin to some mellow flow from da GZA and RZA on some smoove Wu Tang Bootlegs I pick up when I be up in Harlem visitin my boy Ray Ray and Big Mike. So now my concentration be all busted up, an I pissed, right? Afta fingerin da trigger on my glock, I calm down an just go answer da phone. Who it be? Muffuckin DMV. Seems that my babymama didn't send in no registration fo my pimpin 81 Cutlass wit da gold rims. Shit, dis piss a brotha off. I strap on my 9 mm and puts my glock in da back of my waistband, cuz if tha man take one, I always gots the other.
: Sheeit, now I'm pissed. I hop in da Pimpmobile, an I start headin ova to Nikeaira's house (dat be my babymama), thinkin bout all da ways I gon bust her shit up wit a quickness. Muffuckin registrations be nuttin ta fuck wit, ya know? Pimpin ass nephews like myself always gots ta come correct, ain't no wack azz Mazda Protege's up in dis bizznich, ya know? Muffuckaz take my wheels, might as well take my life, cuz I gon strap and represent, ya know?
: Anyway, bout halfway to Nikeaira's house, I be loadin da Glock an thinkin bout poppin one in Nikeaira's mamma, cuz she be a fat hoe too, but den dat Alice in Chains song "got me wrong" come on da radio. Now, normally, a straight up kingpin gangsta like myself only pump Wu Tang from da sacred speakaz, but on dis day, I was feelin different. So I gets to thinkin about Clerks, an about da plight o Dante. Yo, fo a white boy, he go thru some shit. So then I starts thinkin about maybe Nikeaira have a rough day too, an that why shit ain't get done. I stops tha car an turns around.
: So, again, mad props an big ups to my main man K-Dawg Smizznith, cuz witout his shit, my black ass be locked up fo killin my babymama.
: Word is bond, Peace fo real in da 01.
: Shaolin Monk