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Posted by Kiss It at proxy-1445.public.svc.webtv.net on September 15, 2001 at 06:09:40:

In Reply to: jesus... posted by mozter on September 15, 2001 at 05:54:10:

I have a buzzed head. Some say I'm a skinhead but I have a little hair left and not one single racist bone in my body. I went to a store to buy an afgan (sic?) for my friends' grandmother's Birthday (a sweet lady).

I could not find it at this place, though I knew they sold them.

Out of the corner of my eye, on a top shelf, i believe i see one (though it turns out to not have been one). As I try to climb the shelf to reach it, i hear "Can I help you sir?" And I said as I got down from the shelf, "Yeah, I need an afgan giftwrapped, please.". I turn to see the horrified face of an Eastern Indian (PC is fun, wheeeeeee), who promtly had security all over me yelling "Hate Crime" shit.

I hope that is either funny to you or makes you think how scared people are. I find it funny, because after I produced the pic of the afgan from the magazine, i got free Iced coffee, mall credit, and I got treated to McDonalds, by the sweet security guard.

The security guard was VERY beautiful and she took off her hat and let her hair down. YUM!

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