Posted by Thlayli at rdu26-59-039.nc.rr.com on September 16, 2001 at 11:31:03:
In Reply to: Vincent, will your next film be a giallo? *NT* posted by dmcfan on September 16, 2001 at 08:14:15:
(In a generic office building, Bob sits at his desk, shifting uncomfotably. Ted walks by and happens to notice how Bob's moving.)
(Ted): Bob, are you okay? What's the matter?
(Bob): It's these darn hemmorhoids flaring up, I can't seem to get anything done.
(Ted): Okay, sorry I...
(Bob): It feels like I'm sitting on a grapefruit.
(Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Bill Cosby steps up.)
(Cosby): Have you tried Giallo Pudding Pops?
(Bob, Ted): What?
(Cosby): Giallo Pudding Pops... you know, for your hemmorhoids!
(Bob): Uh... no?
(Cosby): Well, you should try Giallo Pudding Pops for your hemmorhoids, they helped me!
(Cosby leaves as suddenly as he arrives.)
(Bob): What the FUCK was...
(Ted): Dude, you mean you haven't seen him hanging out around here? He just listens to conversations and pops in every one in a while with something about those damn Pudding Pops. IT's a little creepy.
(Bob): I'll say.
(Bob shifts in his seat again)
(Bob): ... But I may have to try it sometime.
(Ted): (Walking away) Man, I just don't want to hear about it...
(Too much for the bad pun, wasn't it?)
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