"Hookers" scence transcript & download *spoilers*


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Posted by autobotmc at adsl-64-164-175-196.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net on September 09, 2001 at 20:48:52:

the scene begins when they first arrive to hollywood and they get out of the jeep (when jay is going down on that chick) and then they meet the hookers...

Black Hooker: Hey little man, you want some of this?

White Hooker: How bout you big boy? you got fifty bucks, we can get nasty!

Jay: Oh yea? How nasty?

White Hooker: As nasty as you wanna be papi!

Jay: Alright...Well first i want you to tounge my bung while
you juggle my balls in one hand...while silent bob watches and gets
spank by a dickie cup. And you can pull my nut sack up over my dick
so it looks like a bullfrog. Then i want you to flick my nuts while
your friend spanks me with the same dickie cup and then we throw the dickie cup out.
Black Hooker: Oh thats it hunny, i quit! This job just pass the point of no return!
Jay: What?! You said nasty! (talking to silent bob) Man chicks in hollywood are so stuck up!

the scene after this is when jay & silent bob run into the crack dealers.

download here
http://www.geocities.com/autobotemcee/hookers.rm
right click - save target as

i dont want to get into trouble for posting this i just thought die hard fans would like to see it...if kevin smith/view askew would like me to kill the video...let me know...but if it is fine...will it be okay for me to post the other alternate/extended scenes? i mean no harm and have seen the movie 3 times in the theatres (plan to see it again tomorrow with friends) and plan to purchase the dvd.


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