Posted by snoochtothemuthafuckinnooch at 1cust93.tnt2.sausalito3.ca.da.uu.net on September 06, 2001 at 01:11:55:
In Reply to: Feeling Bad for Silent Bob... posted by graphixgal on September 06, 2001 at 01:06:47:
: Hi there!
: This message is for Mr. Kevin (and of course, Silent Bob).
: First and foremost, I am a HUGE fan. My husband and I recently saw the new flick, and we loved it as much as the others.
: BUT! Poor Silent Bob. It is obvious he's quite the gentleman who knows how to treat the ladies. He's such a big loveable teddy bear, with wit, intelligence and sensitivity. (Just my kinda man - the big quiet guys always turn out to be the freaks in the bedroom). It broke my heart to see him get dissed at the van while trying to help those girls out of it at the convenience store.....
: Why on earth can't you give this guy a really adorable little girlfriend that cooks like a mutha and worships the ground he walks on? I'm picturing a small framed smarty, an artist type who works at a newspaper or something.....she must have short, spikey blonde hair with an attitude to match. A nice rack of course, and she has to think Jay is a complete tool but she tolerates him because Silent Bob loves him like a brother.
: And she calls him Robert, instead of Bob. He bakes her cookies once in a while, and though we never actually see or hear it, he probably reads her poetry, cause he's a sexy intellectual type like that.
: I really think Silent Bob needs a serious girlfriend with some spunk who doesn't mind having to get in Jay's face, but would never come between their "Hetero Life Partner" relationship.
: The poor guy. So sexy in his big quiet way, but never getting the girl.
: Contrary to popular belief, the pretty girls don't always fall for the bad boys.
: Anyway, think it over! And keep up the awesome film making!
: You're an inspiration to our generation!
: I can't wait to see what your next project will be!
: :-)