Posted by Ravnosfist at ma-duxbury1c-706.ply.adelphia.net on September 05, 2001 at 21:06:08:
I'm glad I could offer a chance to be the board idiot.
Thank you very much to all those who made me aware that I'm a fucking dunce... (my words not theirs.) And all apologies for neglecting a rule of the board...
None the less, I do however wonder if I actually did technically BREAK a rule... not to be a tight-ass or sound like a second-rate know it all, but I did ask how to get a job... not for one. Which is in my estimate enough of a difference for my question not to have breached protocol... Aside from this point it was also a difference in the uses of "one" verses "I" or "me." It's a matter of semantics people... a game of pronouns if you will... you may believe that when one says "one" (citing said faux pas) that one in fact could mean "me" or "I." However I am not one to trifle with such pronoun discrepancies on my first day posting... And so in respectful thanks to Jennifer_ann_7 I give... my respectful thanks.. (and recognition of the late great Andre the Giant... for yes, even now dreaming of large women.)
And to all those who were either disgruntled, peeved or whose scrotum burst in utter fury of my last posting, I say... shit dude your scrotum burst... that's fucking sick.. Like the fact that I was gonna go down on your mom last night, but your dog got to her before I could... "Nooch"
How was that usage? At all in proper form? I'm still trying to work out the correct grammatical use of "Nooch" Anyone else who has thoughts or full definitions please contact me via this message board or call me at (your home number here).
And if Kevin reads this and is either disgruntled, peeved or his scrotum burst in utter fury at my last posting... then I apologise greatly for the earlier, ill advised posting... and for your scrotum bursting... I'm pretty broke right now, but if you send me the doctor's bill, I'll see what I can do it is after all, my fault... hey, and if I can't afford the bill, I'll work it off...
I hope someone found that amusing and somewhat ironic..
If not... Please people, be kind... not in the face. And gentle on the groin area please.