Posted by Darth Angelus at 208.142.129.194 on September 06, 2001 at 17:44:51:
In Reply to: PhroG's Two Cents.... posted by PhroG on September 06, 2001 at 17:34:13:
: Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I must REALLY be bored and or depressed to post a response to a guy who talks like a robot and is scared of poo, as he puts it... lord help me...
: Anyways, on to my wasting time on poo-poo and fart boy.
: First, off I read your original post.....fun stuff. I can tell it was spell checked in Word (which obviously you used, ala the justification that this message board doesn't automatically do...I think someone else pointed that out, so I won't burn too much time on it.) so you wouldn't screw up your big bad assault on Kevin Sm...*yawn* I'm bored already... (And do the big words, or synonymous words in there seem oddly out-of-place, like big boy here used the thesaurus feature??)
: I also love the fact that half of your response is "promoting" your original speech, in which you state that you were scared of poo-poo and farts. C'mon!!! Your girl and you almost threw up at some fart and shit jokes? First off... I'm interested as to how you get through taking a crap without it coming out the other end if you find defecation so horribly stomach churning? Or could it be that your ass is so tight that you just don't poop? There's an interesting theory.....Because we know you have a tight ass... the entire, incredible movie of Ghost World was ruined for you due to similar antics? Oh jesus man... how do you leave the house? People fart... people poop... and you know what? That, along with a majority of the rest of human physiology is some funny shit! (No pun intended guys, sorry)
: If you don't enjoy this sort of thing, then stop seeing the movies. Kevin Smith isn't gonna lose his house and car if you and your girlfriend go see Anal Annie Goes to Cockville or whatever floats your boat, since everything in movies offends you EXCEPT for the sex, well golly! Cut out the rest and partake in Anal Annie's adventures and take your little girly with you... maybe you two will find something that isn't as stomach churning as a fart and you'll spend your time doing THAT instead of posting messages that Kevin Smith will never read on a board of people who couldn't care less about the fact that poop scares you!
: Well, maybe Anal Annie isn't the best option......I heard somewhere that chicks fart if you blast them in the ass... wouldn't want you spewing popcorn all over your girl in the heat of the moment....hahaha
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: =Ian=
: PS: I'm farting right now..... go throw up...