Posted by AgentExeider at ac9f6dbd.ipt.aol.com on September 02, 2001 at 15:13:52:
The XXX-Files
Special Agents Jay and Silent Bob
September 1, 2001
New Jersey
2:00 P.m.
The Home & Office of Spec. Agts. Jay and Bob
SB goes over to the dusty file cabnet and opens it, he looks around for any new files, he finds none. The Fax machine spits out a fax, SB notices and strolls over to the Fax machine, he looks and reads it, a look of "oh Shit" comes over his face, he walks fast to the den where Jay is. Jay is watching a Porno on TV
Jay: Ooo yeah Baby, that's what i am talking about, do that shit, yeah.
SB walks up still reading the file , he looks up and sees the TV, a look of "Woah shit" appears on his face. SB collects himself and taps Jay's shoulder
Jay still keepng his eyes on the screen
Jay: Yeah what is it Lunchbox.
SB taps his shoulder again
Jay: Shit, What, what the fuck do you have to bother me for???
SB sticks the Fax in his face, he points at the Fax in a "Read it" like manner.
Jay takes the fax and reads over it.
Jay: HOLY SHIT, Dead hooker in Hollywood and its not Ben Affleck's.
Fuck I was gonna hang out this week end. Well Fatass time to go to work, grab the shit.
SB goes and gets two packed suit cases and two leather bags of things each suit case and leather bag is labled with either Jay's Job Shit or Bob's Job Shit. SB rushes out to the 2000 Camero that Jay has started. SB throws the stuff in the back seat and gets in the passenger side of the car.
As the Car races off you see the liciense plate have the letters FBWS on it, which stand for the Federal Bureau of Weird Shit.
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Now its your turn, come up with some weird and crazy shit for Jay and Silent Bob to do, Time to use that creative imagination of yours. remember one thing there doing is getting to holly wood to investigate the dead hooker.