Posted by The Kid In The Helmet at spider-tp014.proxy.aol.com on September 02, 2001 at 14:59:28:
In Reply to: Who am I supposed to despise? posted by MickCollins. on September 02, 2001 at 14:35:54:
: I'm all ready to be a vast,churning engine of hate, but who to direct it at? The Onion is a good sport, seeing as though it has gone down the tubes in quality since Bush got elected. And,really, who reads the AV section before going to the flicks? Probably the people who are friends with the people who wrote it,and they do it as curtesy. "Yea,sure,you hated Jay and Bob, but it had Ben Affleck and I'm completely straight but he gives me the happy nuts."Richard Roeper? He's Ebert's caddy. I'd hate him, but he must wake up some days and realize he's filler for shit like Bubble Boy. Probably why the little women does'nt let dicky play with sharp objects after he's had another dream where Gene Siskel gives him a Reddenbacher Enema. Joan Rivers? She'll die soon, then the world will forget her and her talentless cunt daughter. It says enough that her husband killed himself after Joan got the blood transfusion from Dracula that will keep her alive another ten years. Tim Burton? His greatest achievment is fooling the large breasted Lisa Marie into thinking hes gonna make her another Margot Kidder. Now maybe fanboys will realize his Batman flicks sucked. Being good in comparison with George Clooney in Batman and 'Bobbin does not make you quality. It makes you the best drooler at the Special Olympics. Who else? Princess Diana for dying on a day that would be the anniversary of a day in which Jay and Silent Bob was in the theater? Yea, fuck her and the tiara she had jammed through her head and down her l-12 vertabrae. The Jeepers Creepers guy who face fucked a 12 year old boy and taped it but did it with such style that Coppola keeps funding his shite movies? What the fuck was the Jeeper Creeper? A Demon? It looked like an old man with a nasty case of excema. I've had scarier bowel movements after the MSG bucket fell into my extra crispy from KFC. Not that I paid to see it, I saw Jay and Bob for the 4th time just to hear "But Phantoms was the Bomb,YO.". I'm still kinda miffed I was'nt one of the evil internet fuckers because hey, who is more evil, a fucking kid that liked Magnolia because of the flying amphibians or a man that once wanked on the Washington Monument? Hmmmmm? Well, I heard Katie Price just got another tit implant and now moves around with her tits in a whhel barrow so I'm gonna go look for pics of that, yank, and then clean up with my Mellissa Rivers toilet Paper. Cheerio,Guvs.