Posted by PhroG at 1cust59.tnt39.chi5.da.uu.net on September 02, 2001 at 17:00:51:
Top Ten Rejected Merchandising Ideas for Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
1. Hairy Bushed Nun Action Figure w/removeable Pubes
2. George Carlin Blow Up Doll
3. Feed Me Kevin Smith Doll
4. Talking Silent Bob action figure (push his tummy and he says..nothing)
5. Novelty Sized Joint (as featured in Afroman video)
6. Mooby Penis Pump (Bovine Size It!)
7. Chaka action figure packaged with special "Naive White Girl" figures
8. Jason Lee Figure with changeable characters (Put on the beard, he's Banky, take it off, it's Brodie!)
9. Dante (Planet of the Apes Scene) Candy: Crack open his Skull for a Delicious Candy Treat!
10. Pansy Red Booties in all sizes!
Ok... so I got bored... post some more below!!
And yeah, as you guessed it, I'm gonna try and do this weekly.. =]
-Ian-